The Map of Yiz County

maylands - bush i found the air jordans

i found some air jordans in the bush beside the buddhist temple. they were almost deadstock, only worn a few times probably. "fresh" i exclaimed as i tied the laces together and strung them over my shoulder. when i got home to try them on, i realised they were several sizes too small. i debated elling them on facebook or throwing them up onto a powerline, but in the end, i put them back in the bush.

now that i have learned about buddhism, i know that if i hadn't returned them to the bush, i would have accrued some terribly bad karma. taking alms from a buddhist temple is a seriously unwise act.