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maylands - the dentist

my girthriend at the time was suffring from a really sore tooth and i believed her but she wouldnt go to the dentist so i stopped believing her, like, if it was that sore you'd go to a dentist...

anyway, after 3 days of suffrin she got sick of it so she went to the dentist and got whats called a root canal. i didn't know what that was at the time. i didn't think it was a very big deal.

the next day i got a massive searing pain in my jaw, throbbing, unbearable. i tried all kinds of sensitive toothpastes and painkillers, nah, the tooth was going haywire and the only thing i could think in my head was PAIN.

i called up my gf, where where where was that dentist? down the road. i ran there as fast as i could and said GET THIS TOOTH OUT OF MY HEAD!! RIP IT OUT! RIP IT THE FUCK OUT.

the dentist gave me a root canal. his name was dr. scott. if you've ever played ni no kuni wrath of the white witch, dr scott looks exactly like Swaine.

i always liked going to dr scott because he would give me discounted dentistry and also tell me neighbourhood gossip. me and my girlfriend broke up a few weeks after our root canal treatments, but we both continued going to dr scott for many years. dr scott would often relay the things my ex had said about me, and i rarely wanted to know.

still, dr scott was my dentist and my friend and i miss him.

Bring back DR SCOTT.

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