maylands - yifan and zhou, my tang ping neighbours
next door lived two young men from china who were always laying down. i only walked past their window twice, but both times they were laying around in nothing but their jocks. yifan face up on the couch and zhou face down on the carpet.
tim took offense to all this sloth and indolence, but i thought it was very noble:

good on you yifan and zhou. lie flat and let it all rot.