maylands - bush with door
along guildford rd is a fancy nice hedge with a litte something specky...
its got a door.
i have passed this bush thousands of times but never saw the door. google maps says its been there for over 10 years. whats the origin story?
well, looky here:
2009:
2007:
at last we know where this door leads to:
a guys house!
everyone always asks me about this one, partially because its right in the middle of the map. the reason it is called suicide flats is because it looks like this:
if you're gonna paint your flat the colours of suicide, its gonna get called the suicide flats.
also, out the front is a dumpster filled with bottles and cans. it is a goldmine for the scavenger, like $12 worth of beer bottles in there at any given time.
i also learnt a few things from going through this bin over the years:
- one resident has a milo addiction
- one resident has a lynx africa addiction (every week theres like six empty cans)
TO THE NORTH: mcdonalds
TO THE EAST: peeping tom misunderstanding
TO THE SOUTH: buddhist temple
TO THE WEST: suicide flats