The Map of Yiz County

maylands - dog cafe

i never went into this BYO dog cafe, but apparently it was really stressful. imagine trying to drink your soy long mac with a dozen fuckwit dogs running round, yapping and barking and brawling.

its a know fact that once one dog pisses on a carpet, every dog pisses on that spot. the whole place was festy.

out back was a ball-pit. avoid this ball-pit.

TO THE NORTH: funky alley
TO THE EAST: maylands salvos
TO THE SOUTH: the rise
TO THE WEST: milan travel